If TMZ existed in ancient Rome, there were certain individuals who would have made fairly regular appearances, but perhaps the most scandalous character of all was a young upstart named Publius Clodius Pulcher.
Born around 92 BC, Clodius was a member of the Claduii family, which traced its roots back through several generations of prominent Romans, and had quite a notorious reputation. Modern comparisons are always shaky, but perhaps they were something like part Kennedy and part Baldwin, with a little bit of Sheen mixed in. Clodius entered the world stage fairly early on, while serving in the Roman military underneath Lucullus, who happened to be his brother in law. But even though Clodius’ commanding officer was his sister’s husband, that didn’t stop him from fomenting a mutiny among his troops, and even allegedy having an incestuous affair with that sister. It was rumored that he was having affairs with not just one, but all three of his sisters, all of whom enjoyed celebrity-like status at the time because of their famed beauty and rumored promiscuity.
Dude Looks Like a Lady
Even these events are not what Clodius is most known for. In 61 BC he became involved in a scandal during the Bona Dea (Good Goddess) festival that captured the minds of the entire city and beyond. The Bona Dea festival was a religious festival exclusive to women. The wife of the pontifex maximus (high priest) would lead a secret ceremony only women could attend. As can be expected, the ceremony drew a certain amount of fascination from men, who entertained rumors that the festival was a haven for all sorts of suspicious activities, and an air of sexual mystique often hung over the event. Added to the fascination was the fact that the pontifex maximus at this time was none other than Julius Caesar himself, whose wife was therefore leading the ceremony.
The scandal came about when a female servant, during the festival, came across another woman wandering the halls of the Caesar household. When spoken to, the “woman” replied in a deep, manly voice, and was isntantly recognized as Clodius. The scandal-maker had dressed in drag to sneak into the sacred ceremony, allegedly to either begin or continue an affair with Caesar’s wife, who Plutarch described as “not unwilling.” This breach of conduct was a grevious religious offense and sent the city into an uproar. Caesar divorced his wife over the incident and Clodius was quickly placed on trial.
Drama in the Courtroom
The trial itself was as dramatic as the events they sought to punish. Clodius claimed he was not even in Rome that day, and thus could not be guilty. He perhaps counted on testimony from his many friends in the senate for support. However, one of his greatest allies at the time, the famed orator Cicero, stood up and shockingly testified against Clodius, claiming that the day of the incident, Clodius was indeed in town and had come to visit him. Clodius viewed this as a betrayal, and indeed it led to many years of escalating animosity between the two. However, Caesar quickly rose to testify, shockingly defending Clodius, and claiming that he knew nothing of the incident. When asked why he would divorce his wife if the thought Clodius was not guilty, Caesar replied that he did so because the wife of Caesar must be above even suspicion. Clodius was narrowly aquitted of all charges, largely due to bribery and manipulation of the jurors.
Clodius was not finished being a prominent public figure, nor was this the last religious upset he caused. After these events, Clodius began a political career, where he was an important player in the drama surrounding the fall of the republic. The details of his unique rise and fall will be explored in a future article.
Further Reading:
Tatum, Jeffrey W. The Patrician Tribune: Publius Clodius Pulcher.
A. W. Lintott, Violence in Republican Rome.
Erich S. Gruen, The Last Generation of the Roman Republic.
Plutarch, Life of Cicero and Life of Lucullus 34.
Cassius Dio, Roman History 36-39.